Ways to make sport more interesting
Ways to make sport more interesting – what would you do?
I’ve been thinking about ways to inject some new life into sports, here’s what I’ve got so far:
1 – Football – Give each footballer a violin, insist it’s played at all times whilst on the pitch. Under 16’s have kazoos instead.
2 – F1 Racing – Two-thirds into the race, take away the cars, make them run round.
3 – Golf – Re-locate the holes, but don’t tell the golfers where they are – they still have to continue putting regardless.
4 – Darts – Create a new rule which states it can only be played in zero gravity.
5 – Boxing – Put squeakers in the gloves.
6 – Wrestling – Replace the ring with a bouncy castle.
7 – Football – Mount catapults on each corner, to replace corner kicks.
8 – F1 Racing – Replace the cars with shopping trolleys. Wobbly shopping trolleys.
9 – Athletic running – Give each runner a Nerf gun or water pistol, to be used against fellow runners.
10 – Hunting – Take away the horses, replace their guns with water pistols and cover each hunter in gravy. Now let’s see how much fun they have in the woodland….
11 – Hockey/rugby/football – Replace the ‘sin bin’ with a lion cage.
12 – Football again – Above the goal, have a platform on top of which stands a giant Nerf/tennis ball cannon, a la Gladiators.
13 – Snooker – Have Sid Waddell provide commentary, audible to the players.
14 – Cricket – ……erm……lost cause? Give them a pack of cards instead. Poker is easier to understand.